Well, we can't tell Paymon stories without bringing up cars. Many of you know this story so I will leave out a few of the details. Of course I am also leaving out a few of the main details because I don't want the wrong person to read this and all of the sudden cops are coming to arrest Paymon before he even gets out of town.
See back in the day Paymon was a less-than-faithful employee of a certain major car dealership. He was responsible for washing the cars, delivering them to the show room, and filling them up with gas. An honorable job...with a lot of responsibility. Can you imagine having your hands on the keys to corvettes, camaros, and other beauties? Well Paymon could. And he took full advantage. Many times taking a car with 0.2 miles on its odometer and returning it will 200. Yes, the plan was flawless...as long as he stayed accident free. Unfortunately one October night a brand new Camaro Z-28 ended up heading in the wrong direction on Hickory Hill Road. Before we knew it the car was a total loss.
And that's the night that I learned why Paymon loved Superman so much...because he too had a secret identity. By day he is Paymon Keith Shokoohi, but by night he is Houdini. The man wrecks a brand new car, barely loses his job, isn't convicted of any crime, and basically gets off unscathed. Yes, the man is a magician. He is a hero. Paymon Shokoohi is a god.
And with this we send off our good friend to start a new life. I wish you the best of luck and all of the happiness in the world. You have truly been a brother to me and my life has been blessed to have had you a part of it. I know that we will always be friends. Good luck!
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1 comment:
Good luck Paymon. Were here if you need anything.
Rich
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