Roasting Paymon Number 2

I guess I am going to wrap several great things in to one. First, living with Paymon has always been great. We have never had a fight, rarely had an argument, and barely got on each others nerves completely. But I know the day that I brought Laddy home from the animal shelter Paymon wanted to kick my ass.

Laddy was my gigantic fat cat. And Paymon had a real hatred for him from the beginning. Now don't get me wrong, Paymon isn't an animal hater. No one needs to call PETA. But he made sure to put the cat through boot camp. From snap n' pops to balled up paper, the cat might have been huge, but he had to reamin quick on his toes.

Another memory of being roomies with the Shokoohi include his couch. All of my friends through the years have made mention of Paymon and his couch. There were only a few times through the years that you someone would come to the house and not find Paymon in his typical position, sprawled out on the same couch. He and the couch are one and the same. I think the seat is going to miss him as much as I am. It's definitely going to miss Paymon more than Jason does.

And lastly, I will always remember the bad puns. I often told Paymon that if he were a rapper his stage name would be Big Pun. If you've ever watched tv with us then you know this to be true. He can turn any word, any name, and commercial into a bad joke that you can't help but laugh at. Some of my favorite new words, diseases, and conditions have come from tv watchin and pun makin.

My favorite string of bad jokes came from watching CSI. See, a girl who likes black guys is said to have BDS. Black Dong Syndrome. It is a disease that comes from the African Snake, smuggled here years ago. A black person is said to suffer from 'Roids. It is a shortened word for the actual disease which is negroids. A person who dies from 'roids will eventually contract niggamortis. It is a very difficult problem to solve.

Now that you all think Paymon is a racist I assure you that this was all said in good fun with all of our black friends present...ok, well we don't really have black friends, but Richard was there!

I know that I will never have another roomie like ya man. I hope that one day Becky can understand your jokes and laugh at their stupidity with the same glee that I do. If not, there's always room here for you to sleep on your couch.

OUT!