Roasting Paymon Number 5

I am going to begin raosting Paymon over the next few days. He is leaving on March 28th and I want to make sure and send him off in good fun and with great memories.


I have to begin with Paymon's love of music. Anyone who knows Paymon knows that he started off as quite the thug. He sported a Miami Hurricanes Starter jacket, a real mean grimace, and an attitude that meant business. Who knew that under the mean facade a kinder, gentler soul was hiding? Paymon's cd player has since been eaten up with Celine Dion, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Cranberries, Avril Lavigne, Lifehouse, and even Kelly Clarkson. And if you want to go way back, Paymon used to love Boys 2 Men and Mariah Carey too. Yep, who's not so tough now?

I remember one great line from a Cranberries song went something like this..."We were drinking vintage cider, having fun." Paymon's recollection of the lyrics were a little off. He thought that they were drinking vintage CEDAR. Pronounced see-dar.
Classic Paymon.

OUT!