You can't tell Paymon stories without taking about Carey. Yep, my sister. For those of you who don't know or weren't around for the drama (and there was plenty) Paymon dated my sister back in the day. Yeah, it was a match made in hell. Honestly, Satan and Billy Graham make a cuter, more stable couple.
Between Carey beating Paymon up, halting basketball games in the middle of play, barking like a pit bull from the window of her car as she drove by Josh's or getting caught doing 'things' by my snoopin' dad there was never a dull moment.
I will refrain from rehashing the harshest moments. Let me remember a few great ones. Like 'Postago.
Huh, you ask? Well Carey, in her best Memphian dialect once asked "Where I postago?" From that moment on the post-and-go has been our favorite football play. Postago? Really!
So, Paymon...thanks for the memories. And thanks for dating my sister. That was never uncomfortable. Really.
PS, I didn't have any pictures of Carey and Paymon so I used a picture of her and her new boyfriend. She doesn't beat him up as much as she did Shokoohi.
OUT!
2 comments:
Lol! Yeah, good times.
I am dying laughing at this and about to fall out my chair..."postago" has got me rolling! I can so see carey doing all of this! hahahahaha!!!! - THis is from Holly
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