Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Big Brother Is Still A Hot Tranny Mess

James, James, Crazy ol' James. You my friend are a cat. One that has spent 5 of it's 9 lives, but a cat you are indeed. What really makes me laugh is that Natalie, A-Baller, Ryan, and Sheila still haven't figured out what James has known all along. He's the best player in the house and the only way to get him out is through the back door. And from what I hear, he really likes it in the back door. Ok, enough gay porn past jokes, that's the last one, I swear.

Sheila is both the smartest and dumbest players in the game. She is part of the strong alliance, but it determined to make sure that when they start turning on one another, she's the first one to get dropped.

The editing on Big Brother last night was amazing. Watching Josh completely turn on yet another friend in the house while Sharon gets a pep talk about how holy Josh is and that they will be friends outside of this house forever. Great job Big Bro.

Funniest moment of the night was for sure A-Baller hearing James and the others mention his name while he was reading the Bible. What does he do? He burst in, speaking as fast as humanly possible, screaming about something that should have been translated at the bottom of the screen but wasn't. And then as soon as he realizes that he wasn't being thrown under the bus (an over-used big brother cliche) he smiles and goes back to his Bible.

Does no one in the house remember that Sharon has already lost once? James got evicted and brought back in...but so did Sharon. And Sharon wasn't even a houseguest vote it was decided by Joshua and only Joshie poo. Why is James held to a higher standard? Oh yeah, because he is the best player in the game.

Speaking of James, his break down was quite difficult to watch. Was it just me or did he not look like some sort of sea creature when his lips pouted outward and his eyes welled with tears? He kind of looked like a sponge. I was disturbed by the whole thing. Honestly, it was the first time in the house that I didn't enjoy watching him.

We're getting close to the end of the season and that means an inevitable double elimination week looms in the near future. Could it be that James is nominated and pulls out of danger two times in one week? I would pay to see that. From what I hear, if you can't get enough of James on Big Brother there are some other places you can go an pay to see him pull out again...okay, sorry. I promised no more porn jokes, but this is Big Brother and no one keeps their word, right?

OUT!

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