Monday, June 04, 2007

TOP NEWS STORIES

- Paris Hilton checked into jail late last night. Thank God Lohan just got out of rehab or half of L.A.'s nightclubs might have gone out of business.

- Billy Donnovan has apparently changed his mind about coaching in the NBA. That's good news for Gator fans, now they don't have to endure the heartbreak of not stealing John Calapari away from the Tigers.

- Lou Pinella got thrown out of a game over the weekend. It's his first ejection as the Cubs manager. If the Cubs can't win at least they can keep putting on shows like this for the fans.

- Serena Williams is the only remaining American player left at the French Open. She's looking to be the first American man to win in the past several years.

- Battlestar Galactica is going off the air after next season. Thank God. I'm so tired of having to pretend to only kind of like this show so that my friends will still like me.

- Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was number one at the box office again this weekend. It shows that kids drive movie ticket sales. I think Superman's next villain should be Davie Jones.

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